This is a work of fiction, using characters from the film, “The Quick and the Dead".  No insult or invasion of privacy or infringement of copyright is intended. The story is for readers over the age of 18 only, and contains adult language. The writer is not responsible for any "discomfort" caused to the reader by this language and these situations.

 

This will be a ROUND ROBIN series of episodes.  Anyone who wants to continue the story with her/his own twist or turn, have at it!  I'll start it out... Begins 5 years after "The Quick and the Dead" ended.

 

What Came Next

 

Episode 5

by: Mare

©12/2005

 

During the past few days Stewart Kirwan had helped clear the wreckage of the felled bell tower and erect a temporary derrick to hang the bell from.  Maybe a mistake, that, as the exposed bell provided an attractive target for the trigger happy.  The town had been renamed Big Bell post-Herod.  So Bones Hillman, the deputy who’d been left to keep peace in Big Bell had to hire two idle drovers to stand guard at the derrick.

 

At night Stew blew his horn in the saloon with Susan Murphy’s mother on piano.  That battered antique had several missing keys (now probably Mr. Murphy’s false teeth) and a resident family of mice.  Stew had persuaded Katie’s distraught fiancé to join them on his cello.  Though his poor eyesight made reading sheet music impossible, Kevin had a talented ear to play by.  He alternately paced circles around the fountain, manned his shop and played his cello.  Waiting for news of Katie was excruciating.  Stewart, having the time of his life, felt guilty.  With Dean, Alan, Dave, Paul and Cort gone on posse duty, Stew gleaned the rapt attentions of several young women.  But he was increasingly alarmed by the attentions of those girls’ husband-hunting matrons.  Particularly by Susan’s mother.  Not that Susan wasn’t a tasty dish. Then there was Carmen Soldana’s intimidating madonna.  Apparently, Sarina now deemed Cort too risky a mate for Carmen.  So Stewart was her new choice.  Stewart wondered how Cort would feel about that.

 

By ten-thirty Stewart and Bones in the Marshall’s office had eaten three breakfasts.  Bones’ sister Irina, her moon-colored hair cascading loose down her back, had brought the first.   Her eggs were scrambled with goat cheese and spices.   Then Carmen had come, shy and toting a delicious nutty porridge,  then the confident, hip-swaying Susan Murphy with potato-bacon casserole.  Rubbing his stuffed belly Stew hoped the lunch feast would come late.  He wondered,

did the matrons load these meals with aphrodisiacs?  And should he select a contender, would the others’ mothers send him poisoned food?

 

Bones was already taken.  He had married another of the Soldana clan, Rosario, older but as breathtaking as Carmen, who sniffed each offering with pretended objectivity.  As she was pregnant, she also nibbled.

 

*****

 

Just before the red flag waved Katie was trying to describe Byron Starr.  No, he had not raped her.  Instead he had histrionically wooed her with talk of fate and love striking like lightning and the great life they’d make together.  “He’s like...everything has to be big and important, real dramatic, because he thinks he’s born to be a big important person.”

 

Solemnly, Tree nodded agreement.

 

“He’s real handsome.  Not big, and I think he likes me partly because I’m little; but he’s put together nice.  But he’s loco.”

 

“I wonder if it’s what he eats?”  Selma waved at the surrounding country.  “When you eat wild out there, you can eat things that make you crazy.”

 

“Maybe so.  He sure likes to make explosions.  Big ones, little ones, it’s scary.  He’s real proud of how the steeple blew up.”

 

Again, Tree nodded.  Byron’s robbery tactics invariably involved blasting his way in.

 

Mattie regarded Tree pensively.  “So:  Byron is handsome, and that Garth is a fine specimen, too, and Tree here is a Greek god.  Does Byron pick his men for good looks?”

 

“Well, now I think about it, we did have the prettiest gang in the territory.”

 

*****

 

Now, the red flag was replaced by Garth leaning over the precipice waving his arms.  Dean went to the base of the cliff to relay Garth’s message across the stream to the fire, then across the road to the lurkers.

 

“It ain’t Starr!...  It’s a wagon...  One man driving...  All the rest are women!...  Unless the others are men in dresses with onions stuffed down their fronts.”

 

“Holy guacamole!”

 

“What the hell?”

 

Katie gasped.  “It must be my family!  Dad went and telegraphed them in El Paso as soon as Kevin and I set the wedding date.  With all this happening I plumb forgot!  We didn’t know who all would come, but that has to be them.”

 

Relief at the postponement of a gunfight made the posse a bit giddy and jocular.

 

Dean and Garth watched the joyously tearful reunion of Katie with her kin.  “Hey Garth, were you telling the truth when you said you never shot a man?”

 

“It was the truth.  Now, I can’t claim I never shot AT a man.  When one shoots at you, you kind of need to.  I just can’t aim worth shit.  Couldn’t hit a buffalo at ten yards.  And believe me, I tried – fucker was bearin’ down on me at the time, and I was runnin’ backwards.”

 

Ellen and Cort met under the willow and watched, too, as Katie’s kin broke out a large jug of something amber colored and passed it around.

 

“More women!”  Cort threw his hands skyward in appeal.  “Just what we don’t need here!”

 

Ellen chuckled.  “Your posse’s in danger of becoming a sewing circle.”

 

“It’s looking more like a brothel,” Cort lamented, watching his men abandon vigilance in favor of courtship.  Dave Kelly had a blue ribbon from Mattie’s coiffure tied around his long, black wavy hair (an homage to Bill Hickok along with his full moustache).  And the redhead was scolding him for evincing interest in the new girls.  Alan and Selma expressed their relief with a kiss, then another.  And Jennie on tiptoes was feeding Tree a bite of apple.  Katie’s feminine cousins already had Garth and Paul dancing attendance.  And the masculine one had pulled a guitar case from the buckboard.  He was accompanied by his paramour, a statuesque lady of mixed heritage and an infectious smile.  Like Dave, Alan and Garth, Tone-deaf wore his hair long.  Since Wild Bill’s murder in Deadwood in ‘76,  romantic young men had let their locks flow in tribute.

 

“So you still concern yourself over the virtue of women?”  Ellen cocked an eyebrow at Cort.

 

“What virtue?  Virtue is its own reward, they say.  If a girl wants to pass on that reward, who am I to argue?  I’ll hang a sign on this tree:  ‘Meet Marshall’s Maverick Misses Here.’”

 

“Or, ‘Preacher’s Pussy Palace.’”

 

Cort groaned.  “Hell, why not ‘Cort’s Cunt-and-Run.’”

 

They fell back under the draped willow boughs and chortled like children.

 

“You know,” Ellen pointed out, “If that wagon made it through unmolested, Starr and those boys must have taken off south.”

 

“Or else they stayed where they were.”

 

“Either way, we could ride back to Big Bell – Big Broken Bell, now? – and get Katie and Kevin safely hitched, and worry about Byron Starr later.  Those two, the mighty Tree and Sir Galahad Garth, well, something tells me the siren song of easy women is louder than the lurid call of easy money.”

 

“Gonads over greed. You’re probably right.  And I sure would like to see you in a dress again.”

 

“You prefer ladies in dresses?”

 

“Sure.  A man can get his hands up a skirt.”  Audaciously Cort stroked her leather thigh.  “And my hands are free now...”

 

“Oh, yeah?  If memory serves me, Marshall, there’s a lot more you could put up my skirt.”

 

“You will find,” Cort murmured, bringing his lips near hers,  “that minus those damn manacles, I’m a harder man to handle.”

 

“You were plenty hard back then.”  Their lips met.  Tongues followed.

 

They let the party go on without them for a time, reclining and nuzzling under the willow.

 

Dappled patterns of sunlight played on Cort’s gleaming mane and his eyelashes brushed Ellen’s cheek as he kissed her neck.  Wondering if he had a real bed in his room above the office, she ran her hands down his muscular back and slid fingers under the belt band of his Zuni cotton trousers.  Her mind returned to the delicious, overheated experience of bathing him, that desperate night years back...exploring every part she had managed to free from his clothes... Cort pressed his belly against hers, captured her legs between his strong ones.  His hands caressed her breasts.  Responsive nipples, delectable mounds.  He had almost forgotten what they felt like.

 

“Your marshal,” she whispered, “is one hell of a lot more fun than your preacher.”

 

Yelling their names, voices brought them to the fire to meet Katie’s cousins.

 

Her cousin Dave Wilkins was “Tone-deaf” to his family, and the moniker had stuck.

 

Beautiful and brown-skinned, his lover and companion was Ramona, a trained nurse.  His sisters were Becky and Theresa.  And the amber drink was the best hard cider anyone had ever tasted. 

Ramona, Tone-deaf informed the posse, was a dead-eye shot, and Becky was getting there.  They had three rifles with them.

 

“We stopped by one of the pueblos east of here,” Tone-deaf said, “and a lady there gave us something to deliver to Alan Doyle.  She said he was a deputy – you know how they are, they know everything.”

 

When Alan stepped forward Tone-deaf handed him a perfect basket. Among the Pueblo people there were women who wove them so tightly that they held water.  Furthermore,  they could be cooked in.  Pinon nuts required roasting, which was done on open fires as deft hands gently shook the baskets over the dancing flames.  Perhaps the nuts imparted some oil that fire-proofed the fibers...  Admiring this gift, Alan found something inside it.  Gasping, Alan laid eyes on a beautiful sketch of a girl he knew was his daughter.  At this age they grew and changed so fast...she had her mother’s merry twist of lips and Alan’s eyes.

 

“My sister Theresa is the artist.  The mother of that little beauty, well...” Tone-deaf’s eyes got dreamy and Alan knew Jane’s magic was as potent as always. “She was concocted with a good shot of sass, that gal...  I tried to get her name, but–”

 

“– But it went on for a mile,” Alan finished.  “Jane, I call her.”

 

“Right.  She said to tell you, you can come see your little girl any time.  Then she said...”  Tone-deaf summoned his memory and repeated words of her tongue.

 

Alan sighed wistfully as he mentally translated:  ‘Pecker-Alan no come see Honeypot-Jane.’

“Ah.  So she still has a man.”

 

“Well, there’s one living with her and the kiddies.”

 

“Bearish brave, looks like he could rip your fuckin’ arms off?”

 

“That’s the one.  Say, man, he...well, if it’s any consolation, he seems to care for her real well, and the children.”

 

Alan nodded.  “Jane wouldn’t stand for less.”

 

*****

 

Cort and Ellen consulted Paul Giamatti on the choice to ride home now, pursue Starr later.  If truth were told, Paul was almost as bad a marksman as Garth.  For Cort it was his grasp of human motivation that made him invaluable.  He possessed a keen faculty for anticipation.

 

Cort found Paul with a giggling Becky.  “You men are just what I imagined a posse to be.  Bandoliers and guns, lots of  whiskers and such long hair.”

 

“Except for me, obviously.  I’m incapable of Hickok hair.  My hair has been deserting me of late.  And the hardware is just for looks.”

 

But Cort knew Paul’s sense of humor made women like him despite a lack of glamour.  And ladies sensed his reliable yet passionate nature.  That Jennie’s interest had switched to Tree, Cort deemed a good thing.  She was too young for Paul and Paul’s taste ran to woman of broad experience, deep character, and – as he had once jested – weak eyesight.  Becky might lack the last qualification, considering her skill with a rifle.  But she made a very positive impression on Cort and Ellen.

 

Paul pondered Ellen’s proposition.  “What if Starr doubled back to the pass?  We don’t want him stationed between us and Big Bell.  Just in case he’s got an ambush planned, I suggest we get our party to the north side of the pass before he gets over it. Camp where we camped two nights back.  It’s noon now.  We should make it by dark, assuming the horses haven’t been drinking this cider.”  He burped comically.

 

Ellen suggested, “Let’s get Galahad Garth and the Mighty Tree weighed in on this.”  She struck off and the men followed her; men enjoyed following Ellen.  As Paul put it,  “Damn, she’s a fun woman to walk behind!  Like two puppies wrestling in those britches.”

 

“Even better to ride behind,” Cort revealed.  “That ass moves in mysterious ways.  Just made for the saddle.”

 

“Well, hell, bless the ladies, aren’t they all?  But when we get back to work, I’m riding between you two.  My ass will keep your mind on marshaling.”

“My mind,” Cort confessed, “is not on marshaling.”

 

Ellen guessed what their muffled chuckles were about, and added a few degrees of arc to the swing of her hips.

 

Garth and Tree were cut out of the feminine herd and asked what they figured Starr’s next move would be.

 

“Damned if I know,” Garth answered.  “He don’t give up easy.  He truly believes Katie is his by right of ...something.  But without recruits he can’t come charging in to town to get her.  He needs more firepower.”

 

Tree offered,  “Cocksucker likes to blow things to smithereens – oh, sorry, Ma’am.”

 

“No problem.”

 

“This Lady,” Cort informed him, “can cuss with the worst of you, and shoot with the best of you.”

 

“And drink you under the table,” Ellen added.

 

Cort thought, and fuck me under the table or on the table or – damn, back to business.

 

It was decided that Cort and Ellen should follow the wagon and carriage as far as the pass, then station themselves at the north side of its entrance with Paul and Dave.  Becky with her rifle, Selma and Katie would ride in the carriage out of sight, while driving the carriage would be Garth’s job, with Ramona armed beside him on the bench.  By his deserters’ reckoning, Byron would never shoot at a driver with a woman at his side who might be hit.  Tone-deaf would drive his wagon with Mattie beside him and his rifle on his knees.  Theresa, Jennie and Dean would ride in the wagon’s bay.  Alan and Tree on horseback would bring up the rear.

 

Since Cort was required as chaplain on the upcoming wedding day, he and the other sentinels would linger for no more than thirty-six hours after the rest proceeded north.  If Byron and his boys hadn’t shown by then, it could be assumed they had made another plan.

 

The party made a noisy parade leaving camp.  To ensure his full attention to the slopes and promontories above the trail, Cort rode beside Ellen, not behind her.

 

*****

 

Overnight a thunderstorm brought brief but heavy rain. Forecast by distant lightning, the downpour gave the travelers the chance to stretch shirts and underclothes over rocks for rain-laundering.  The deluge was the only excitement of the night.  And the morning departure was rapid and calm, to Cort’s relief.

 

Paul and Dave spent most of the next day watching hawks and buzzards, betting on how many turns it would take each of them to snag an updraft in the cooler air ushered in by the rain.

 

Cort and Ellen told each other stories.  They had agreed to keep their bodies apart while on duty.

 

Around three o’clock the posse watched attentively as four natives, probably Zuni traders, emerged from the pass.  One tall man, three women, by their garb.  The women wore voluminous cotton skirts and colorful woolen blankets as scarves around their heads and shoulders.  They rode burros, the tall man a saddled horse.  They led two other horses and a fourth pulled a contraption more a sledge than a wagon, full of bundles, presumably produce.  Cort immediately thought of peaches and pumpkins.  His mouth watered.  It was early for pumpkins, but some peach trees might have fruit.  Corn and beans and melons...the Zuni were prodigious horticulturists.  And their cotton and woolen woven goods were treasured for their complexity.

 

Zuni women were never to be flirted with.  White seducers had turned up dead.  Although it was quickly decided that these Zunis – probably aimed at the wedding where celebrants would be eager to trade – needed armed escort, the posse would keep a polite respectful distance.  It set off with frequent pauses to scan the terrain left behind.  Just in case.

 

Using the spy glass borrowed from Tree, Cort curiously inspected the Zunis.  Their home ground was to the west, not east through the pass where the pueblo dwellers lived.  But there was some trade between the two groups as the Zuni had the best agricultural land in the territory.  The tall man wore what looked like Army boots, the women’s feet were wrapped against the chill with fabric.  The man had a rifle butt protruding from his bedroll.  Had Starr’s gang attacked, that one rifle would not have been much help.  The lack of attack was more evidence that Starr had made another plan.

 

*****

 

 

Episode 6

 

 

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